August 13, 2658

Never listen to the locals. Or do. Then run screaming cold.

89      45

August 12, 2658

A little extra beach time.

14      32

August 11, 2658

Here she is again deep in thought. These thoughts? All the other people she should have taken with her. Including, 'why did I bring this dumbass?' right before I shoot her with ice cold water in the face! @MIRALEE

125      329

August 10, 2658

How much can I get for these? Asking for a friend.

19      57

August 10, 2658

I think she's trying to pretend she's a tree. I don't think its working.. @MIRALEE

473      546

August 9, 2658

A little deep sea drinking. I don't have a problem!

209      68

August 9, 2658

I need to stop trying to save every girl I meet.

138      255

August 8, 2658

First real pitstop.

99      22

August 8, 2658

The best is yet to come! And not here because I think we killed it. Literally. Nothing to see here..

62      41

August 7, 2658

Arrived and preparing for war.

46      35