what i lack in age i make up for in world experience, and i promise i'll take you out on an adventure that will blow your mind. i'm a fan of the sweeter things in life, and i'm not afraid to share them with you! want to dress up and pretend to be someone else for a while? i'm your guy.

In my free time I have won the farm-wide parallel parking challenge and I have written an encyclopedia that is now used as supplemental reading material for people with too much shelf-space. I know who will be Santa Claus next Christmas. I think five is a sufficiently close approximation to infinity. I read, cook, and I frolic - not necessarily in that order. I believe that time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so. Let's go get wild and kick this off with a friendly game of checkers in the park, making our own rules, and chucking the pieces at those that can't be as cool as us.

even before i was in a band, people were trying to steal the shirt off my back. i can't help that i'm the perfect blend of sexy and cute, it's like i'm engineered to make your head bop and your heart stop. let's try singing a karaoke duet some time to see if we're in perfect harmony!

can eat my whole weight in pizza, and then some. looking for someone who knows how to have a good time locked inside a room with only one way out. also seeking puppy play dates and drinking a good bottle of wine. someone to be the buzz to her woody, and no i'm not talking about sex toys.

would you rather: give up sex or lists? this might be an easy question for some, but for me it's maybe more difficult than it should be. so, for our friend date, let's dig into the messiest part of your life and reorganize it. got a bunch of receipts for tax season? need help filing away nana's old recipes? just want a kitchen overhaul, lets do it. moreover, i can also cook edible food, mostly.

if you want to get into a little trouble and have a lot of fun, look no further! i play in a band, i can cook amazing pancakes, and i've never been to jail, unless you count that one time when i was playing space monopoly. i did pass go, and i did collect 200 credits.

my friends would describe me as a daring, self-made, entrepreneur who isn't afraid to take a big risk for a big reward, so cowards need not bid. let's mix it up and see what kind of reaction we get--a passion for noods is a plus. for the truly adventurous who want to get down, i'll be your clown, if you know what i mean. you probably won't get close enough to ask if that's a knife in my pocket, or if i'm just happy to see you, since i respect personal space and would request the same until a mutually agreed upon time, so i'll answer now: it's four knives.

people call me the bomb squad because i can be disarming, and i'm often found where there's trouble. fond of poetry, literature, and outshooting cupid. i'm always looking for a friend who's willing to take a risk and try something new, even if it turns out to be terrible. it hasn't killed anyone yet!

Girl seeks companion for interstellar exploration. Favorite things include reptiles, alcohol, dancing, physical activities and food. Ideas for potential date: dinner and a walk around Winlock park, rock climbing, alcohol tasting, or a holofilm and snacks.

if i had to brag a little, i'd say that i'm cute, sophisticated, and able to make conversation about anything. i'm also constantly torn between being a homebody and looking for an adventure. why don't you show me some of your favourite places on the station?

this beautiful heartbreaker will rev your engines and amp up your powercells. worried about the heartbreak? never fear, she's known for taking things apart and putting them back together better than before. maybe you'll even have racing stripes when she's through.

i'll be honest: i don't know if i'm a very good date, but this cause is important to me, and i'd be honored to spend time with anyone who supports it. i've been told i have a nice voice for reading, and i'll read you anything you want, at a picnic in the park, or anywhere. i'm also very good at being quiet. i help care for the people of terminus and want to thank you for helping to care for our servicepeople!

let me augment your reality, be the keyboard to your computer but only if you're my type. i like music, vr games, and cute animals. looking for a guy who is chill, has a great smile and has their own pad.

bidding on me shouldn't be up for debate, but i won't back down from presenting my case. don't be fooled by my public persona; i know how to have a good time and i'm not afraid to get a little dirty. i like a good laugh and a stiff drink, look great in red, and own the right shoes for any occasion. the winning bid will be matched and donated to a charity of your choice.

i've got a private eye for you, space dick, and i'm on the case to catch a heart throb. let me snoop through your drawers and see if i find what i'm looking for. take me out for donuts and coffee at any hour, and i'm yours.

If you are in need of a tall, rugged man in his early 40s with raging alcoholism and a healthy streak of paranoia? Look no further! I enjoy late night activities including, but not limited to: chasing invisible intruders who are crawling around in the rafters trying to find your stash and/or steal things from you, picking scabs (yours or mine), bundling things together with tape, and drinking shitty domestic beer. I may or may not keep loaded weapons in bed to defend against the crank monsters that come in at night. Let's join forces and take them out once and for all.

i have excellent hygiene and i brush my teeth at least twice a day. i have one joke and i'll save it for our date. if that's not enough to entice you then i promise that i can also hold a conversation. oh, my friend says to mention that i'm tall - not vorut tall, but human tall.

imagine windsurfing off the coast of antillia, sunbathing on the beach, and sipping a tropical drink melting in your hand. i fly ships for a living, and i go real fast. i'm a total 10 in every category, so what are you waiting for? let's go somewhere far and have some fun.

step up, ladies. are you looking for a man who is tough on the outside but filled with a soft, sweet center? well, you might want to keep looking. just kidding, of course. i've got your diamond in the rough right here. don't let my grouchiness fool you, i'm actually quite the catch and quite a good time. so why not take a chance and see where the night takes us? if nothing else, i've got a great ass you can stare at when you think i'm not looking.

"he's a BEAST in the gym..." -men's fitness
"fashion forward with advice that doesn't fail!" -GQ
"the career hero we all want to be and whom women want!" -spuzfeed
"that guy's socks really do match, impressive." -in'style
"a tender soul made for reciting sonnets under the moons & stars. in full costume i might add." -a random lady across the hall. anything else?

vintage model, lightly used. minor cosmetic damage, but freshly painted and detailed. full of charm and dependability. just needs a little bit of patience, a good sense of humor, and some good old fashioned t.l.c. as a bonus, this model comes with the (adorable) bonus companion attachment for any and all comedic relief!

I believe only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go. I have participated in full contact karaoke tournaments. I give real hugs instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off as hugs. I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I can turn off street lamps using telekinesis, it just happens to be 6am. I played an outlaw in educational films such as 'Here Comes the Metric System!' and 'angles song'. I used to be indecisive but now I'm not too sure. Choose me, and you won't suffer that same fate.

If you bid on me I can promise to give you a night you won't forget without the proper amount of therapy. Come drink and dance the night away with me. I'm not just a pretty face; I also find joy in curling up to watch a good holofilm or eating some timing delicious. I like to believe there is never a boring time with me. Let's go on an adventure and see what happens.

i'm curious to see what you're make-up consists of. my cooking skills are above par and i can promise you an evening of delicious food while i ask you mildly invasive questions that i absolutely won't be recording. at least you can count on my discretion, no matter where time takes us. though bonus points if you've actually found the key to time travel. not a deal breaker though.

I look as good in a dress as I do in a suit, but I look better in nothing. Buy me a drink and take me dancing I can keep you up all night and then some.

can you take a pounding like i can? i may be a bruiser, but i promise to be gentle when we're down on the mat. you can put my back against the ropes, i don't mind a little roughhousing, mate. let's see if we can go all ten rounds without tapping out.

one of a kind being offering up an evening of some fancy flying and lessons on a privately owned ship followed by dinner with spectacular views of malm. if you've ever wanted to fly a ship and give the station a buzz, this just might be your night.

Anything besides walks on the beach and moonlight strolls or whatever. Train squirrels to do your bidding with me, make 1920s horrible paper mache masks with me. Start a farm in Stardew Valley with me. Please get handsy, I haven't been felt up in a long time.

ever feel like the constraints of every day existence have got you down? ever want to fly out of formation, step outside the lines, play off the page? that's where i live. norms are for normies. let's get off the grid for a little while, i know a place where we can get loud. and if you want, i might even have a few tips for how you can turn a new page and start living a life free of The Man. it's easier than you think.

With me, you're constantly on your toes. Never knowing what's around every corner. Life is full of surprises and I'm one of them. This is my first time, so be gentle. I'm a very fast learner and have stamina for days.

do you mind a little silver with a heart of gold? how about a cowboy who's been around the galaxy a few times? i've got hands-on know-how, a kick-back style and can shoot a bullseye to your heart.

someone please take me on a date, i've never been on one.

do you want a sprinkle of adventure, a dash of chaos, served up with good conversations and fun wherever we go? i like a night in as much as night out. the key to my heart is robogoose appreciation and food, food, food.

i'm past pointless chatter about 'where i see myself in 5yrs'. exploring the streets of lowtown at night. scenic racing through elysium. touring the countrysides of mahoroba. little time is spent in front of the hv as you can see. too busy hunting down my next adventure. next up: whiskey games & stepping on you for funsies. care to join?

do you remember me? oh, right, we've only met in my dreams. and in that dream, we had a blast together. there was also an abnormally small giraffe there ... while we're probably unlikely to find one of those, we can at least make the first part come true!

i wanted to let you know what i have to offer, so i crowdsourced the answer: "do you like hot chicks with big guns who could snap your neck with her thighs? take me out before i break your neck, unless you're into that." if that's a giant blaster in your pocket, take a chance on me. i promise to respect your safeword.

long walks on the antillian beaches, building a snowman on verglas, romantic dinners on a nova heights skyrise. these are things i can't offer but they sound nice, right? if you're looking for something a little more unconventional and a little bit dangerous then look no further. let's have some fun.

do you like bad boys? great, because i'm bad at everything. if you like living for the moment and grabbing terminus by the decks consider this: me. i like wild nights, i like chill nights, i like whiskey drinks, i like lager drinks and i like spending some time with someone who wants all of that plus any surprises that crop up.

i'm only doing this because my brother will kill me if i don't.

i'm a one-armed bandit coming for your heart. let me plan a revolution that puts the means of reproduction into our own hands. let's get some pancakes and discuss dismantling systems, starting with your belt buckle.