I know this isn't the way that we typically get up, but I was hoping to do something a little more extra special for you this morning. But I've set up a special hunt for you, and at the end of it you will not only find me, but also your Christmas gifts. So get that ass a moving because I miss you and am far too tempted to throw this aside and come back to bed. So play along, or you're only getting coal this year.

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